About Animal Brawl
Animal Brawl is a place to settle the debates every animal fan has had since they were a kid. Pick two fighters, set the scene, vote and make your case. Every fight here is hypothetical. The point is to learn how animals are built and how they really live.
How voting works
You vote before you see the results, so nobody just jumps on the winning side. You can switch sides any time a fight is open. If an argument convinced you, use This changed my mind to switch and give its author credit.
Rankings and records
A fight counts toward each animal's record once it reaches 10 votes. Fight ratings work like chess ratings: beating a top-ranked animal by a wide margin counts for more than edging past a long shot. Group fights count toward records but not ratings.
House rules
- Hypothetical fights only. Never post or link to videos of real staged animal fights. They're cruel and illegal.
- Argue about the animals, not the people. Harassment and hate get removed.
- Back up claims with sources when you can. Sourced arguments tend to win.
- No spam, no vote rings, no sock-puppet accounts.
Experts
Biologists, zookeepers, wildlife vets and researchers can get a Verified badge. Email hello@animalbrawl.com with your username and a link that shows your work.
Suggest an animal
Fighters are added by the team so every stat page stays accurate. Send suggestions (and good sources for the stats) to hello@animalbrawl.com.